Hey, let's cut to the chase, growing up sucks! As kids we are told mythical bullshit to convince us that life is fucking sweet! Things like, "When you grow up you can stay up late!" Or "When you grow up you can make decisions on what we're eating." Fuck that.
You know what you get when your older? A fuck ton of responsibility and a harsh dose of reality. You want to eat but your dumbass decided to fucking spend a little more than you should on some shitty movie and gas to drive to your shitty job. Ramen it is! Also that shitty job is part of the bull shit.
"Ignore the money and do what makes you happy." Who in the literal shit came up with that!? I love porn and weed but apparently that isn't a career path. I like sleeping, also not a career. I love math! Perfect, be an accountant, except you suck at everything else involved with being an accountant. Math teacher? Oh fuck, you suck with kids.... Uhhh maybe just work at a factory.
Imagine though if people actually did what made them happy. I would be a stay at home dad, but my wife would be a stay at home mom... Well fuck income right? Stupid ass things adults say.
I remember my dumbass thinking as a kid, well my kids are going to get sweet ass toys. Stupid fuck, toys are expensive and the more toys you buy the more your kids expect them. I love my kids, but holy shit it's like I stop at Wal Mart to buy a new pack of (insert cheap food here) and I leave with the new car toy that fucking honks and no food! And why the fuck do toys need to make noises!? My kids are loud as hell and now I get to listen to this obnoxious siren noise that'll sound like a dying whale in a week but the dying whale sound lasts like a fucking year!? Great, sign me the fuck up!
Who the fuck said college was a swell plan? I mean, do the simple breakdown, I can spend thousands of dollars to have a person read directly off of a PowerPoint slide while spending an additional fuck ton on books that I will likely never open because, you know, fucking internet. I am all for being smarter, but how in the fuck are you telling me I need a chem class for an accounting degree? Also, how in the fuck am I spending this amount of money for teachers that aren't nearly as efficient as my highschool teachers were!? Also, stop bribing me with candy, fuck I'm 25, not 10.
Being an adult isn't all that bad. Your kids generally do some cute stuff and I personally love my wife. I also love the fact that I can jack off anywhere in my house and if my wife catches me she's like, "oh thank God!" I also like that I can literally tell my mom to fuck off with no repercussions. This initial post sounds quite juvenile, I'm aware. But I just can't help but to think, why are we fucking lying to our youth? Isn't it okay to tell em', "Johnny, when you get older, you're going to work at a job you hate so you have enough money to pay off absurd amounts of debt you will inevitably collect because your inheritance from me will be a piggy bank with 20 cents, a condom, and a memory of me telling you this. Also, Santa isn't real... Also be yourself unless yourself is not socially acceptable because some people who are stuck in 1802 insist you look and think like them. Also, even if you aren't perfect, you will spend your life trying to convince people you don't know that you are so they can judge you and give you some shit job!"
good day
